I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
