he shaved USA in his pubs
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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