Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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