marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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