It's just like the Real World with babies
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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