my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
