so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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