508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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