I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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