seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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