Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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