How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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