Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Two words: nipple clamps
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