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was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You can make out without kissing
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