marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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