What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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