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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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