IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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