Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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