just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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