Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
