Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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