his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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