went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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