May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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