Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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