you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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