i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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