So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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