sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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