I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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