Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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