Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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