'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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