i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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