Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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