they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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