no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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