I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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