I wish I only lived at night.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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