Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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