I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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