Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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