So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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