Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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