1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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