Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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