Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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