that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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