My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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