Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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