Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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